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[The Year 2030] LIVING ROOM (Daughter and Son sitting on couch) Future Ted: You know how Aunt Robin's a big fan of Halloween, always dressing up in crazy costumes? Back in 2005, she thought she was too cool for Halloween, unlike Aunt Lily. It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag. BAR (Present day, Marshall, Barney and Robin sit at booth; Lily enters bar and heads over to them) Lily: Guess what came in the mail today? And yours is 100% wool so you won't get hypothermia like last year. If a girl dresses up as she a witch, she's a slutty witch.
The reason is that you need a safeguard against committing to a woman who has slept with many men in the past, behavior that makes it hard for her to stay faithful and dedicated to you.Then you must fornicate with her like so many other men.You may be thinking the following: “Many Western girls live alone, at least 50%. Lily: I don't know, but we have plenty of chocolate here. (Ted runs out front door and chases down kid dressed up as Dracula) Ted: Hey, Dracula. Lily: Every Halloween Ted waits for the Slutty Pumpkin.
Lily: Kahlua and root beer Marshall: A cocktail she invented herself.
BAR Robin: Wait, how can a pumpkin costume be sexy? Ted: So, uh, we're at the bar and I see her mix kahlua... Lily, Marshall, Barney: Because it tastes like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll.
I'm about to call it an early night when out of nowhere appeared this girl in the sexiest pumpkin costume.
(Lily sits down next to Marshall) Marshall: Our costumes?
Probably hanging out with Mike, this guy I've been seeing.
An “independent” girl, removed from the constraints of a nuclear family home and its rules, curfew, and the concern of good parents, will allow the slutty dick gobbler within her to be released.